Look at that, one day after I said I wasn’t going to be blogging as much I feel like posting a blog. Maybe I just needed to get back into my groove-thang.
Usually I give a little background on the person who sent me a post-worthy text, but I think we are all a little too familiar with BP and his shennanigans regarding a teeny-tiny oil spill. Just look at this text.
LIAM: What now?
BPizzle: Fucking saw got stuck in the pipe.
LIAM: 😦 Wasn’t it dipped in diamondz?
BPizzle: Yeah. I had my own African-child-slaves mine the diamonds too. 😦
LIAM: You suck.
BPizzle: Don’t blame me.
LIAM: Why not?? Itz ur fault.
BPizzle: Blame Americanz who need oil to run their cars.
LIAM: Omg, srsly? I ride a bike.
BPizzle: LOL. Faggot.
LIAM: Corporate Satan.
BPizzle: More like Corporate Santa. BA-ZING.
LIAM: No…pretty sure you’re more like Satan.
BPizzle: Corporate Satin?
LIAM: How do you figure?
BPizzle: Have u ever touched an endangered bird covered in oil? So soft…like satin.
LIAM: So how are you gonna fix this mess?
BPizzle: Um…no idea. Figure the oil will stop on its own eventually.
BPizzle: I SAID IT WILL STOP ON ITS OWN