I sent a few txts to my friend Kimmy after I heard he released those two journalists with the help of the Clintons. Here’s our conversation.
LIAM: Thx for understanding about L & E!
ALMIGHTY KJL: No prob. Ur Clinton man apologized.
LIAM: That’s not what i heard.
ALMIGHTY KJL: HE APOLOGIZED FOR EVERYTHING
LIAM: Hill said he didn’t.
ALMIGHTY KJL: She is a disrespectful beast woman. ALL PRAISE FATHER KIM-IL SU
ALMIGHTY KJL: NG 😉
LIAM: Ur weird. How u feelin’?
ALMIGHTY KJL: IMMORTAL
LIAM: mmmk. Also not what I heard.
ALMIGHTY KJL: U hear wrong! All the time!
LIAM: Just reading the news.
ALMIGHTY KJL: U watch Korean Central News Agency?
LIAM: Um, no. NPR
ALMIGHTY KJL: THEN U HEAR WRONG PRAISE KIM I
LIAM: l-sung. I know.
ALMIGHTY KJL: I SENTENCE YOU TO 200 YEARS HARD LABOR
LIAM: No u don’t. Ur just mad cuz ur dying.
SLICK WILLY: He’s seriuz. Watch out.
LIAM: Bill! How are you in on this txt?
SLICK WILLY: NSA BITCH! THANKS GWB!
GEORGY DUBZ: HAY HAY! PATRIUT AKT!
ALMIGHTY KJL: ALL PRIAZE FATHER GOD KIM IL SUNG
GEORGY DUBZ: lolz yeah
SLICK WILLY: lolz