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Liam Txts KIM JONG-IL (and otherz)

I sent a few txts to my friend Kimmy after I heard he released those two journalists with the help of the Clintons.  Here’s our conversation.

LIAM:  Thx for understanding about L & E!

ALMIGHTY KJL:  No prob.  Ur Clinton man apologized.

LIAM:  That’s not what i heard.

ALMIGHTY KJL:  HE APOLOGIZED FOR EVERYTHING

LIAM:  Hill said he didn’t.

ALMIGHTY KJL:  She is a disrespectful beast woman.  ALL PRAISE FATHER KIM-IL SU

ALMIGHTY KJL:  NG 😉

LIAM:  Ur weird.  How u feelin’?

ALMIGHTY KJL:  IMMORTAL

LIAM:  mmmk.  Also not what I heard.

ALMIGHTY KJL:  U hear wrong!  All the time!

LIAM:  Just reading the news.

ALMIGHTY KJL:  U watch Korean Central News Agency?

LIAM:  Um, no.  NPR

ALMIGHTY KJL:  THEN U HEAR WRONG PRAISE KIM I

LIAM:  l-sung.  I know.

ALMIGHTY KJL:  I SENTENCE YOU TO 200 YEARS HARD LABOR

LIAM:  No u don’t.  Ur just mad cuz ur dying.

SLICK WILLY:  He’s seriuz.  Watch out.

LIAM:  Bill!  How are you in on this txt?

SLICK WILLY:  NSA BITCH!  THANKS GWB!

GEORGY DUBZ: HAY HAY!  PATRIUT AKT!

LIAM:  Politicianz…yikes

ALMIGHTY KJL:  ALL PRIAZE FATHER GOD KIM IL SUNG

GEORGY DUBZ:  lolz yeah

SLICK WILLY:  lolz

LIAM:  WTF